You see, I have been attempting to get someone to make a “WELCOME HOME WE MISSED YOU” Gif from this scene for me for ages.
And no one ever did it.
WELL NOW I’VE DONE IT.
Reasons why red team is best
Our leader isn’t stalking a woman through multiple planes of existence.
Every time I see traffic cones in Fallout, I immediately think of episode ten of the Red vs. Blue season, Revelation. I decided to honor this with the simplest edit I could possibly make.
- Church: Bills, bills, bills...coupons. Great.
- Simmons: Pardon me, my friend. But I am Nijerian royulty and I need you to send me money. Please ignore the fact that I can't spell 'Nigerian'. Or 'royalty'.
- Doc: Would you like to refinance your homes? Mortgage rates have never been lower!
- Grif: Hey Church! We have all the filthiest sluts on the internet. They're hopped up on herbal Viagra and waiting for you!
- Sarge: WOULD YOU LIKE A BIGGER PENIS? WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE IT? I CAN SUGGEST SOME PLACES!
- Doc: You can put it in Escrow.







