silver-tabby:

Because sometimes I like to think I can play the piano! I was looking up piano Red vs. Blue covers, but could find close to none, so I tried myself, albeit dodgily.

Blood Gulch Blues! I…tried my best.

• Wash: Clearly they transferred Epsilon into that floating thing we saw.
• Doc: You saw a floating thing?
• Wash: Yes, like a metal eye. It shot a laser at us.
• Doc: Yeah... ok. Hey Wash, this sun is really hot. Maybe we should find you some shade.
• Wash: I'm not hallucinating. Meta saw it too.
• Meta: *snarls*
• Wash: Oh yes you did! Don't even try that.
• Doc: Wash, do you see the floating eye ball now? Is he here with us?
• Wash: Don't psycho-analyze me.
• Doc: I'd like to talk to the laser eye for a minute, Wash.
• Wash: Shut up. Meta, let's convert this to a recovery unit, but be careful. This thing looks like it's in bad shape.
• Doc: What's he doing...?
• Wash: This is a storage unit, but we're trained to modify them. We can change the storage unit into a capture unit. That way, the next time we see Epsilon, he won't get away.
• Doc: Are you talking about the regular Epsilon or the Epsilon who's just a floating head and visits you when you're alone?
• Wash: I'm not crazy... and it was just an eye that was floating around, not the whole head.
• Doc: Yes Wash, because the whole head is what makes it crazy.