Can you Imagine what that’s like? Church (via xxxskyskyxxx)
- Sarge: Grif! Look what you've done to our ship!
- Grif: Ah fuck it, it's a rental.
- Sarge: You're right, fuck it. *kicks ship over a cliff*
Grif: Actually sir, things are kind of hectic right now. The new rookie arrived and somehow managed to infiltrate the blue base. Now we have their flag, the warthog is damaged, one of the guys is dead, and there’s this huge fucking tank about to destroy our base.
Sarge: …Am I talking to the right base?
he is showing us the dance of his people
Caboose: Ah, Mr. Church? Sir?
Church: Oh my god. What!? Tucker, I swear, I’m going to kill him.
Caboose: Sorry about calling your girl a slut.
Church: ROOKIE! SHUT UP! SH-SHUT UP YOU’RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!
This song. It will forever be in my head. And it will forever be playing in my future car.