- Sarge: Okay, let's see what we can find out. You guys follow my lead.
- CT: Hey, what's going on down here?
- Caboose: I said nothing.
- Sarge: Eh ah, uhm, we're just down here scavenging for parts like you said.
- CT: Okay. Well hurry it up.
- Grif: You realize we're not gonna fix this in like the next ten minutes, right?
- CT: Yeah, just the sooner the better.
- Sarge: Why, what's going on around here?
- CT: I can't tell you that.
- Sarge: Can't tell us, or you don't want to tell us?
- CT: I can't tell you, which is convenient because I don't want to tell you.
- Grif: Why don't you wanna tell us?
- CT: Because it's secret!
- Sarge: Regular secret? Or top secret?
- CT: Top secret.
- Sarge: Dammit, the worst kind!
- Grif: Well why is it so secretive?
- CT: I can't tell you that, because that information is classified.
- Sarge: Classified as what?
- CT: Classified as something I can't tell you, now stop fishing for information!
- Grif: ... What information do you think we're fishing for?
- CT: Okay, that wasn't even a good attempt.
- Grif: Yeah, I gotta agree with that.
- CT: Look, I'm sure you're curious. We're curious about you as well. All you need to know is what you can plainly see. We're trying to uncover that structure to, recover something. That's already more than you need to know!
- Grif: Do you have a name?
- CT: You can call me C.T.
- Sarge: Got a rank there C.T.?
- C.T.: Not one you would recognize. Now let's- hey, where's your other guy?
- Sarge: Uh, what guy?
- C.T.: The other guy.
- Sarge: He's right there.
- C.T.: The other other guy.
- Grif: He's right, there?
- C.T.: THAT'S IT! You're either here to investigate us, or you're complete idiots. Either way, I've had it.
- Grif: Investigate?
- C.T.: Hhh, tell me where the blue guy went, or I'll shoot the orange one.
- Sarge: ...
- C.T.: Well?
- Grif: Dude, I can save you some time. You just picked the wrong guy to threaten. It'll make more sense when you get to know us.
![takocos:
This is a stencil I made for a shirt I’m working on. I absolutely love Sarge! And I heartily endorse that anyone who has the time go on over to [link] and learn to love him as much as I do.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3jjgyADgX1rtt1beo1_500.jpg)
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Sorry it took me so long to get this one up. It’s the sister stencil to [link] - I’m not sure what I’ll use it for, but I honestly was always more red then blue- but the slogan’s just so much better!](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3jjelcSUN1rtt1beo1_500.jpg)
Tex, please continue to be a badass bitch.
- Grif: No way! He's not a computer.
- Sarge: How can we be sure?
- Caboose: Maybe we should ask him something only a computer would know.
- Simmons: Like what?
- Caboose: What's 9 times 8?
- Sarge, Grif, and Simmons simultaneously: 72.
- Caboose: Oh my god, it's spreading!
- Grif: How about this? Show me some porn.
- Church: What?
- Simmons: What?
- Sarge: What?
- Grif: That's what all my computers do. Oh! Oh! Uhh. Steal some music for me. Oh! Or uhh talk about politics and bore the shit outta me.
- Caboose: Do you have any pictures of cats in serious situations?
RvB S10 starts at the end of the month! Woo!
