If you haven’t seen the new Trailer, you’re the biggest idiot ever.
Of all time.
- Sarge: Ha ha! Yes! See? That's how you do it, Grif.
- Sarge: Face your enemy man to man.
- Sarge: Or in your case, woefully inadequate man to woman.
- Sarge: And then when she's distracted, use superior technology to take her out!
- Sarge: *sniff* Reminds me of prom night.
Caboose and all of Red VS Blue’s amazing quotes.
Simmons: You may be asking yourself, “What is fire?” If you’re asking that, it’s because you’re an idiot. You’re probably also asking things like, “What am the sky?” and, “How does eat food?” Even cavemen knew what fire was you dumbass.
Seeing certain “under the helmet” interpretations has got me wondering; specifically regarding Church and Tex at the beginning of Season 1 (both of whom every interpretation I’ve seen - and, to be fair, drawn - give them very human bodies).
Obviously they both got explicitly robot bodies fairly on, but what forms did they inhabit when we first met them?
There are hints that Tex has known all along what she is, if not actually who.
But what about Church? Right up to Reconstruction, he’s convinced he’s human, albeit for the last five seasons as a ghost possessing a robot body.
Before that, though? He, at least, must have seen what he looked like under that helmet. Do Project Freelancer have access to the tech needed to produce an android that looks exactly like a human? If not, how else would he be so certain?
I don’t know, but it may keep me up at night…